PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEOGAMES: If you’re feeling disenfranchised, bored, or just generally uninterested in games you’re the perfect candidate to be interviewed for don’t die. It’s a site that explores the lack of creativity in games from a developer and audience perspective. It’s also a topic that people don’t really…

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In Which Mr. Martini walks

So, yep, that's happening. He says it's just for a few weeks to find himself. I say that if you announce to a person that having them depend on you emotionally is too much, request that they stop telling you about their day, and then hightail it to the other side of the country, you have officially ended whatever it…

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Edit: Really. I had a phone screen malfunction and accidentally hit submit. I can't even post an awesome gif because it's a new phone and I haven't figured out pasting. I can only offer this: the president of Venezuela said that Jesus multiplied loaves and penises. That is a thing worth knowing or being reminded of.…